"I am NOT a GummyBear"

(the cat)"Hello you. Yes, you".

(you)"what is it".

(the cat)"i need you do a favour".

(you)"what kind of favour"?

(the cat)a rewarding favour.

(you)"whats the prize".

(the cat)"a lot of gold".

(you)"sounds like a good idea"

(you)*goes on the quest and retrieves the gold.then you return the the cat.

(the cat)"well done you have completed life".

(the cat)*the cat then steals the treasure of you and violently scraches you to death.