(the cat)"Hello you. Yes, you".
(you)"what is it".
(the cat)"i need you do a favour".
(you)"what kind of favour"?
(the cat)a rewarding favour.
(you)"whats the prize".
(the cat)"a lot of gold".
(you)"sounds like a good idea"
(you)*goes on the quest and retrieves the gold.then you return the the cat.
(the cat)"well done you have completed life".
(the cat)*the cat then steals the treasure of you and violently scraches you to death.
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